Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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Top comments
emmaa3451 11
Maybe he should just text you ..
rustylane 6
If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.
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Comments (128)
Loveboat123 0
Da fuq did I just read
LaughinStock 16
Here 13 like Lupe Fiasco says: let me dumb it down for you. Op boyfriend throw little rocks at window, Op is at window, Op get hit by rocks, Op say FML. :)
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Da fuq did I just read? ...Oh wait I read a dumb comment by 13.
kandi_kid69 15
Someone had a derp moment.
Briscuit 24
OP's Boyfriend: "My lady, where art thou? I shall toss a rock to gain the attention of my beloved!" *Tosses rock* OP: "OW, WHAT THE HELL? I'm standing right here!"
Webslinger66 10
Where for art thou Romeo.
mhopper 13
Those weren't little stones!!! =O
rmh96 0
What?
mhopper 13
It's poop!!!
furordei 2
You would think that he would notice after the first stone?
DocBastard 40
He was just trying to rock your world.
THExistentialist 13
that would have been better done by throwing Mick jagger through the window. the rest of the stones, and then their instruments, should follow if that doesn't get her attention.
Artz94_fml 16
Head shot ?
docfan91 0
The way I see it is, hey at least he's trying.
Artz94_fml 16
It's like in films :P
CaptTeemo 10
Love hurts
CaptTeemo 10
How else do you break windows? Or how can you skip rocks on the pond if you don't throw rocks? It is just a natural past time to throw rocks. She just happened to feel the love of rock throwing