Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
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Top comments
avrpatsfan 0
shave that's gross
chellinha93 0
ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.
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Comments (208)
1990TD 6
YDI for even posting this, shame on you for not shaving!!!! To forget it sometimes is ok, but forgetting it só many times it starts coming out of your pants is NOT done! YDI YDI YDI YDI
Joeboy777 0
Get a razor.
wordgirl 0
OMG, OMG, OMGooooodness! I'm laughing SO hard. OH MY GOODNESS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! heeheeheeheeheeheehee!! Thanks, OP. I can't even be snarky to you, because you made my day. :D
myballs 0
Shave that shit you disgusting fuckbag.
357oboh 0
LOl, i like ur choice of language :D.
midnight21 8
53, you are awesome.
wordgirl 0
I want to post this on my fb status to share the funny, but I can't because I'm too scared somebody will actually think it's about me. :D
alexsannell 13
shave? =
flyintonite 0
Some girls don't shave pubes... at least trim it... if it's popping out of your pants than you may have issues... cause miss (or mister) that's ******* gross. No one wants to see/deal with vag/ball hair. On the positive side santa's coming so you can get that razor after all :)
aznducky 0
yeah you deserved that for not getting rid of the hair down there. now that your lesson has been learned, go to that spa and wax it off
TobyFunke 3
I dont think its that weird for hair to come thru some thin yoga pants. When I'm wearing thin gym shorts, sitting down, sometimes a few long leg hairs poke thru the shorts, but for a pubic hair to get thru underwear and yoga pants, thats impressive and terrifying
Gillypants 3
can you please make up your mind? "i don't think it's that weird"..."that's impressive and terrifying."
TobyFunke 3
can you please not be a ****? I said that its not weird for hair to make it through thin yoga pants... then I said it's terrifying for a pubic hair to make it through any sort of underwear AND yoga pants. 1 layer vs 2 layers ps. you're ugly, get that thing out of your nose
spinarium 2
@gilly - read the comments before posting.
FoundManyLemons 0
You can wear pants that short, or let your pubes grow that long, but not both. FYL and YDI