Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
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Top comments
avrpatsfan 0
shave that's gross
chellinha93 0
ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.
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Comments (208)
lightsandsirens 0
Anyone who has called the OP disgusting or nasty, you are the most ignorant, least cultured people I've encountered. Good luck becoming the consumer ****** of our generation.
programme 0
Well it is pretty gross if it's long enough for it to stick out their pants and for their mate to think it was a stray hair.
Cowless 0
Pubes: nature's hairy chastity belt.
lightedlotus 0
Well they were hardly gonna be 'Nature's medieval metallic padlocked chastity belt' were they?
austinisme247 0
as a 15 year old boy its pretty unpleasant to read about womens pubic hair
Gulo_fml 0
Must be cool that your pubes can stick THROUGH your pants.
sportsnut 0
i am so glad i do not want to get in your pants its not even funny. Clean up shrubbery and get a shaft in there for ***** sake
ASA5G 2
just how long was this pubic hair that someone could actually SEE it? at least trim it.
freackles94 0
Thats sick if you dont shave down their.
sucks4unotme 0
how the hell do you get it that long?
Slimma 20
Sounds like someone is long overdue for a trimming.
greeneye_fml 12
Get a beard trimmer at least. Works wonders.