Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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LuxAeterna_fml 0
Seek help.
Kylias 6
"That sucks, just don't wear mini shorts no more, th... the...n... won't... t... f... bjorkbjorkbjork."
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silentvoice 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
tht scks /: jst dn't wr mnshrts nmr, th wnt t f stl yr g (;
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Seek help.
tanjoodo 3
Really, seek help.
vball74 0
I followed everything u said til the very end. Let's use our vowels please
Kylias 6
"That sucks, just don't wear mini shorts no more, th... the...n... won't... t... f... bjorkbjorkbjork."
Alzied 0
Wtf is this shit? Does anyone else imagine this as her dying message?
macskapingvin 0
I think this is a direct translation from a glyphic language that uses no vowels. I am thus impressed with the ability of a Texan to speak ancient Egyptian.
DocBastard 40
Let me plug this into my Idiot-English translation engine: "That sucks! Just don't wear miniskirts anymore. They won't try ******* St. Louis year good." Shit, that didn't help. Let me tweak the settings... "They want to **** sterile! You're golden!" Dammit, forget it. I give up.
FMLforALL 0
they still want to **** you cuz you're a girl???
jon214thab 0
What in the hell am I reading?!?!
zp5 4
Hold on! Let me try to translate what #1 said. "That sucks /: just don't wear M&M shirts no more, they want to **** still, your good. (;" WHAT?!
Ninjafriends 1
Virtual stoning.
unidentified_sta 5
If only you truly did abide by your username "silentvoice".
FMLforALL 0
I guess the mods deleted me because 25 is more precise than mine was, but yeah 25, that's what I meant to say. :-( (nobody luvs me, everybody hates me. I think I'll go eat worms....)
meelo88 13
seriously it's just a couple extra characters...quit being lazy and end up sounding like a retard...unless you're driving then I think you need to get off the damn phone!
5t3ff1k4h 45
And just when I thought the world couldn't get any stupider... Wait. Stupider? *facepalm* IT'S RUBBING OFF, PEOPLE. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
emotive_fml 0
How can you even type like that? It really seems like it would take more time to remove the vowels in the words. Actually typing the words and sentences in the correct format takes less time really. Oh... Hold on. I forgot that the world is full of ignorance and people who just don't care about education anymore. All those grammar, typing, and spelling lessons given in school systems are going to waste as we know it. *tsk* *tsk* I agree with #53... Run.
emotive_fml 0
Wait. I meant #35 in my comment above. I am dyslexic so I'm sorry about that. =)
shrinkydinks 0
sooooo many replies!
Sielune 8
Mrry m pls?
Hanii_Puppy 0
I think I'm a little rusty, but: I tnk u hv 2 spl wrds t prpr n mb s vls r ppl cnt nw wt u s syn f u ndrstn
derpherp 0
Blonde! Derp alert!
ThemApples 0
that sucks just don't wear mini skirts anymore they won't fall? something something? g =girl? I give credit to people that understand her when she texts them.
SirPlagueRat 6
What THE **** did I just read?!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
My mind just exploded. :/
jeff93_fml 0
I assure u not all texans r tards lol
xXSweetNightmare 0
1- What the hell? Do you talk like this too? It must be quite the headache when you write an assignment or something. People shouldn't have to decode your messages like some kind of game.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
I think 1 tried to say this... (oh, and I think I'm 99% right) That sucks. Just don't wear Eminem shirts anymore. That wasn't too f---ed. Still, you're a G.
rusrsbrah 0
I wonder what all vowels looks like. I a o o ou ie a a o I ou e
vettle 6
wow I'm actually impressed. for this to be the first post, it must have been annoying to type like that!
smartman136 8
whayt is dat surpozed 2 saiz
bwhahaha_fml 10
lol wow. number 1 gets the post if the year award.
WeeGee_fml 0
#1 Learn 2 English newb
jannewillis 0
check your spelling girl
Milly143 3
Holy f*ckin ass monkeys. What the hell did I just read?!
hellogoodbye1996 6
hahaha
mercedes3210 6
That gave me a headache :/
The_Big_Mac 7
That's it, I'm driving off into the lake while on duty today, this has caused me to completely short circuit.
estelleselene_CX 12
who the hell types like this??! what is this supposed to say?
white16sox 19
I'm gonna try. That sucks /: just don't wear mini shorts no more, they want to, ah screw it too many of my brain cells are dying.
Broja 8
Jeez, I thought that said "That sucks, just don't wear men's shirts anymore..." at first...
SeaMen 3
I thnk I gt dmbr b rd ths sht y typ lke tht
abbiepearson_ 9
Are you stupid? Learn to spell. Just please, seek help.
cactusdesu 15
Debating whether that was english.
gennyv 29
I read this like you were muffling it, while you were drunk
erwinbear 0
fail.
EnaBoC 5
Pix or it didn't happen.
chaosdragn16 2
omg #2! at a quick glance I thought the thing on your shirt was your nipple poking out lmao. everything is difficult to see on phones when the image is small.
Zmeilerr 22
That is so immature. They got to see a preview though ;)
pakchuie 2
Pics or it didn't happen
jon214thab 0
^Hero
anim0sitee 0
I second the notion.
vball74 0
Wow... Hope u weren't wearin granny panties..
InBetweenDreams 0
Or no panties at all. :P FYL, OP. That's really embarrassing, I know how you feel. :/
dalink 24
Granny panties with a short skirt...? Does that even work?
hapahaole85 0
sweet...
taniaaaaa 0
Sad face ! Lols well maybe it's a life lesson ? Never wear short mini skirts without a belt ? Lols
Cass3m0 0
The thought just gets you off, eh? Lol
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Well, were you wearing good underwear?
ieatzombiebrains 0
that is a very good question;)
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Wait, just don't wear mini skirts? Especially ones that come off so easily.