Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the guy I was talking and mutually flirty with is married. I was under the impression that he was divorced, up until when he told me that he's married and assumed that I knew. He says he's in a loveless marriage because his wife cheated and they're staying together for their little kid. WTF? FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man (M 43) that I’ve (F 32) been seeing on and off for 5 or 6 years secretly got married two weeks ago. He was even at my job for an event a week ago and didn’t even tell me. This man took my first kiss and virginity. I even provided emotional support when his aunt and sister passed from cancer. Absolutely blindsided. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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maverick83 15
"People are decent" is unfortunately an assumption that has bitten me on the ass too many times. Sad but true. But it's still one you're not at fault in the least for making.
JackWood 21
You are not in a boat all by yourself. I dated a woman that did the same thing to me.
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maverick83 15
"People are decent" is unfortunately an assumption that has bitten me on the ass too many times. Sad but true. But it's still one you're not at fault in the least for making.
JackWood 21
You are not in a boat all by yourself. I dated a woman that did the same thing to me.
poopface82 25
“I have a wife and kids” is usually day one shit. At least it was for me and my girlfriend (my wife became my ex-wife in short order; it was just a paperwork issue) and she’s decided my kids are also her kids. See, this is why it’s ****** up to lie. You want to date multiple women, just be ******* honest with everyone about it. It’s a thing now. Shit.