Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm sure you did 41, I'm sure you did.
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unknown_user5566 27
15- Idiocracy is the perfect example of that.
deegeebee 10
Does he also think mice grow up to be rats?
perdix 31
Then, explain to him that when you do have an ******, you don't necessarily get pregnant. Otherwise, your kid would look like your vibrator!
skyeyez9 25
Just because one went to sex ed doesn't mean they are knowledgeable on the subject, unless they did more research on their own. When I was in HS, sex ed only explained puberty, and how the reproductive organs worked. There was one 5 min discussion on std's but she was very vague. No discussion on contraceptives, proper use of contraceptives, the different types of std's...etc
skyeyez9 25
For fun, go to youtube and look up the 1950-1960s sex ed videos. OMG
stephan18 23
We're doomed
Roxas2898 4
Time for another
gc327072 31
You can't fix stupid
paaronoid 4
If he's that stupid and clueless then I really hope that you never slept with him. Also, if you constantly have to explain simple things like this to him a lot, than your boyfriend is a dumbass and you're probably wasting your time with him.
alexNEX 7
You can also get pregnant through anal sex, where do you think assholes come from?