Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm sure you did 41, I'm sure you did.
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Comments (198)
kmt12890 5
I had to explain that to mine too. Smh. They're dumb sometimes.
cshell424 10
YDI for having to explain it more than once! I'm assuming this means you've had unprotected sex/pregnancy scares more than once. Use protection with this moron!
dmblonde 13
Well shit, if that was true, I'd never get pregnant.
kelseymill124 0
It could happen in 5 seconds in the heat of passion.
sammicchi 1
Is your boyfriend from the Medieval Ages??
ViviMage 40
DeA female ****** makes the cervix dip into the deposited sperm collection. It helps draw sperm inside but it is not required.
j3ebrules 13
How medieval of him. Like Todd Akin.
Axipiter 24
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
hunnybooboochild 0
Bjj H
cjo_4592 3
Sorry about that op, Common knowledge isn't too common these days. Have fun with your bf, and fyl.