Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm sure you did 41, I'm sure you did.
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Comments (198)
nikkinurse 10
He's retarded- nit necessarily mean, but super stupid-
JohnnyGraves 12
The human race exists because it doesn't require the female ****** for conception.
Nohoch 2
you 2 shouldn't be allowed to have sex
RosenT1990 9
Perhaps you should consider not having sex with him...just to be safe...
Harlequin073 6
Dating a republican eh?
Toriaraekay 1
if that was true there would be a lot less babies.....and a lot more men not satisfying their womem....
Major_Whupass 3
Sounds like he's an over achiever!
TheEpicPies 15
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jimihendrix298 0
He wont get u pregnant sweetheart..coz he lacks a sperm count which is really necessary to get u pregnant so dont worry have sex...
dapickle 9
hahahah