Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm sure you did 41, I'm sure you did.
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Comments (198)
ICastillo 25
The stupidity is strong with this one OP.
supbabes 0
You are also fabulous.
Enslaved 38
Great! being polyorgasmic now has me in fear of my future quintuplets! Lol
niamah 11
With google, How does this level of stupidity still exist today?
jurnee13 6
don't even have a kid with him he's dumb
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
There is a theory about orgasms affecting the chances of getting pregnant. Apparently if you ****** during sex you have a better chance of getting pregnant. What he said wasn't entirely stupid
NicoleAshley10 0
I feel bad that he's the father of your baby. Hopefully when the baby is born he changes.
cmc9540 4
It never says she is having a baby
CastielJ 6
Studies show that overtime humen female will breed out the need to ****** as it has shown no real purpose. 10% of all women now days can't ****** no matter what. For males, they believe we will eventually breed out nipples. As it serves no real function for human male. :) So basically your BF is a idiot.
ashleeyka 13
Fetuses develop nipples before the reproductive organs develop, that's why males have them. How would they eventually "breed out?" That makes no sense.
watsonpsykosis 10
Why are dating such an idiot? He won't get any better than he is now. Dump him if you have any self worth.
redcyph 3
This is definitely a YDI for picking a dumb guy to be your bf in the first place.