Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with friends. I'd ditched other friends in order to go out with these friends. At the table next to me was an ex, and on the top floor were the other friends I'd ditched. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
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maxthebigseal 21
Some friends you have there. Seems like they donut care about your feelings.
IssacB 14
Sorry OP, guess it's time for some new ones. On the bright side though, you have donuts :)
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Comments (34)
MenacingMe 17
So you proudly eat all of those donuts with no ragrats and find some better friends that you can share them with next time
Popeye2341 13
I'm sure you have regrets not using spellcheck...
BestOrginalName 22
Rugrats?
MenacingMe 17
That was a joke, I know proper English. Have you never seen the meme of the tattoo on some random gentleman that has regrets spelled as "ragrats"?
EDGE1095 20
We're the millers
soulreaper12296 28
Someone has obviously never seen the movie "We're the Millers".....Looking at you #4.
IssacB 14
Sorry OP, guess it's time for some new ones. On the bright side though, you have donuts :)
ohSNAPyall 27
They definitely ate the donuts. The hole lot of them.
maxthebigseal 21
Some friends you have there. Seems like they donut care about your feelings.
OlRed 28
Screw those... donut hole... friends. I'd take donuts over friends like those any day.
james_logan 19
Donuts are real friends. Donuts will actually die for you to be happy.
ifuckuprandomly 28
At least you have doughnuts..
moodyreallyrocks 27
Then I would go out and have fun by myself..
Elban 20
Better to be sad and alone with donuts than sad and alone without donuts.
justgotosleep 11
Go out with someone else who is worthy of the donuts
Dictionaryspeaks 18
This is the path that has been chosen for you. You do not need the approval of people you may seek it but you do not need it. Focus on what is truly important in your life. Maybe their is a person wanting to be your friend that you are overlooking good luck (:
Dale_shackleford 13
Aren't you that guy that told the person who's wife tried to kick him out that he should basically just have faith because all the bad shit in his life was "chosen" for him?
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, OP should focus on what's truly I'mportant in life.... Donuts