Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Top comments
Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
erphy21 14
two words...leave him.
GeorgiaBea 28
Once. Once is good. If he doesn't get it he prolly never will and you should have more respect for yourself
gatorgirl7563 22
Maybe he's just playing stupid. Either way, if he doesn't get the message right quick you need to either accept being in an half-open relationship (or completely open) or dump him.
Dino_Deanna 8
then you sleep with someone else
666kitty 16
Ask him how he would feel if you slept with someone else.
sharond23 10
Oh he gets it. you're just obviously an idiot and you believe him when he says he doesn't get it.
Kara_araK 24
It's been three days? Does that mean the relationship is three days old and he already cheated on you? I'm not normally the one to say 'dump him/her', because I understand that there might be other factors, but seriously, OP, dump him. It's only going to get worse, and the excuse of "I don't understand" won't be as light of an excuse after years together, while fighting, and an STD because of his infidelity.
Kara_araK 24
Unless you are in a polygamous relationship, (which I doubt hence the FML), he shouldn't just go around sleeping with anyone. There isn't anything wrong with a polygamous relationship, but both parties need to know that they are in one, not just one partner. For all of you who said YDI, really? OP was cheated on and your reaction is YDI? How easy it must be to have such simple, easy lives
Emma Marshall 19
He knows. He just doesn't care.
shannon2348 14
Oh sweetie. He gets it. He really does. I think you're the one who doesn't get it. He's a cheater and he's hoping you're stupid enough to put up with it.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
He gets is, he is jusr playing dumb and wants to see how long you will fall for this act