Today, after being a dad to five girls for over 40 years, I finally had a son with my new wife. Too bad I'm 78 years-old and probably won't be around long to enough to enjoy having a boy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, I'd always wanted a baby girl, so much so I wound up with four boys before deciding I couldn’t handle another pregnancy. The eldest two hate their dad, the youngest two hate me, and all four of them hate each other. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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Haldu 50
Beside my interrogations on the age of your wife, I also feel bad for your daughter, since apparently you didn’t had enough love for the 5 of them to fulfill your life.
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Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
There are 2 hunters, one with a loaded gun and the other one not. The guy with the unloaded gun shoot at a rabbit and he drops dead. Who do you think shoot for real?
copalolita 16
How old is your wife???? You’re sickk
Haldu 50
Beside my interrogations on the age of your wife, I also feel bad for your daughter, since apparently you didn’t had enough love for the 5 of them to fulfill your life.