sore
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Alwayspotato
Bittie
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML
Indianagirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
goldie09
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
omgboobs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML
Elise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
too much pain
🌶️ Spicy
Ow ow ow
Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
YDI for having nipples
NeonWar__ 0
wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol
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Comments (114)
CrystalG 0
wow! that's effin sick!
nuchey 0
is your mouth soar too? ;)
tonys_kitten 0
hahaha this is great =] you made me laugh!
Ninjaface 0
What other personal areas of yours does he play with while you're asleep? Remember, if you wake up with a sore ******, then it means your boyfriend found the one time when you wouldn't be "too tired."
ruby1691 0
hot...
Luna0709 0
you should start wearing an 8 clip bra to sleep so if he tries to take it off you'll wale up
bitched 0
sorry
Equinox_21 0
I know the feeling. it takes me twice as long to get dressed now because he has to feel them before they "disappear" for awhile.
Bummed8233 6
WTF
rachiestarr 0
ydi for being a heavy sleeper!
lucifer69_fml 0
**** you 'boopityboppity' this is the ******* second FML I've read where you put it down to having sex! get some action you wrinkley ******* virgin then come back and change your opinions
Heidirenee92 0
baha! wow fyl. these comments are funnier then the actual fml. really, this shouldn't be an fml to start with. you should be glad he likes to play with your nipples! better then him not being able to look at you!