sore
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alwayspotato
Bittie
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML
Indianagirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
goldie09
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
omgboobs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML
Elise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
too much pain
🌶️ Spicy
Ow ow ow
Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
YDI for having nipples
NeonWar__ 0
wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol
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Comments (114)
J4cks0n 0
That's not FML
wiimii 0
thats kinky
iankennedy17 0
that sounds pretty kinky
hartattack4k 0
interesting...
trucktwister 0
funniest fml EVER!!!
Tonys_kitten6 0
hahahaha my boyfriend texted this to me earlier me and my friends laughed! bc it's so funny go the bf =p
kirakira333 0
you know you like it ;D
perdix 31
How does this happen? Does your boyfriend put on a Punch n' Judy show where he makes your **** get in an argument and then bashes your nips together in a fight? Left tit: I'm bigger Right tit: No, I'm bigger! (Nipples bash together until puppeteer gets bored and goes makes himself a sammich.) THE END
mrmystery96 0
you sir, are an absolute genious. You are up in the ranks of Einstein and Newton, and should be commended.
promarksman 0
why doesn't this guy get a Nobel Prize? He is just as good at telling stories as Obama.
shadaboo2014 0
wrong^
craigkid 2
40= epic!!!!!!!
saladgirl123 0
i cant believe this made it on here.