Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
I think #2 is ******* retarded, who agrees with me?
MrSexyPants 14
Maybe you hallucinated all of that happening.
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Comments (158)
star17 0
do we have the same mother? lol
jackrileymac 4
tell her you have a kid and post what happens then
kimboslice778 0
she should start partying so maybe she wont be so bitchy
steveyoung80 0
damn.. ive never hallucinated before what did you see??!?!
kaykay20 0
Don't recall alcohol causing a high fever or hallucinations the next day. Most likely would be some hardcore drug but seeing as he wasn't hungover the hallucinations were just brought on by the high fever. He should drink lots of liquids and take some medicine for the fever.
srgsk9 9
I know it's too late now, but my first call would have been 911. My next would be my mother. Then probably a sledgehammer to my mom's face had she reacted like that.
Skatejock21 0
quite frankly, I can't say you don't deserve it. I guess you could say in some respects this is like the boy who cried wolf, except the result part being more like your situation. See, if you didn't drink, by that point you wouldn't have a hangover. If you're mother is aware that you drink often, than I really don't blame her for thinking that you went partying. My suggestion would be to stop drinking for a long time until the trust is gained back. There really is no excuse for any situation that is in close relations with a hangover if you drink often and many people are aware that you do drink often, because it sounds like you do. I drink, but not often enough to make people think every headache and everything thats similar to a hangover, to be a hangover. See where I'm getting at? It's true if you think hard enough about it... well I think the always or almost always sober people would think of it not as hard because it's obvious.
boatkicker 5
And if OP has never been drunk or hungover before?
Skatejock21 0
you're seriously asking that question? read the FML... it's quite obvious that she has been drunk and/or hungover in past times if her mother seems believe that she was hungover due to partying. I'm pretty sure if she has been drunk and hungover before her mother would be aware, especially if she drinks herself. If a parent isn't aware that their child drinks, than they must be pretty dumbfounded. Now in the case that the kid drinks behind the parents back (which I have been in personally and seen in close friends)... the parents more often than not always find out, whether it be through friends, friends parents, the kids friends, facebook, twitter, etc. This really is a simple idea to understand and mentally process.
boatkicker 5
I have never been drunk before, and my mother has accused me of being hungover when I was sick. It's not totally impossible
ballbearing 10
I put my son to bed in tears tonight. he just realised that tomorrow is fathers day. My sons father often "forgets" his visits with our son and rarely take his phone calls.
thexChiotorie 2
You know, you could probably make this an FML of your own. :/
boobyhill 0
maybe a few years down the road, you could reverse this FML for when your mother is too old to care for herself and you're just about to call a nursing home for her.
XxSonyaBlade10xX 1
It's call tough love, there junior!!