Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
chunderful202
Romford, United Kingdom
Spectacle
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
babygurl69
Canada
Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML
Anonymous
Pontefract, United Kingdom
The body keeps the score
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Anonymous
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
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renaet 0
At least your not pregnant :]
magaliwoodrock 19
WOW, That really sucks
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Comments (167)
Freeze_fml 17
Don't worry, you have my complete sympathy.
nocanhaz 4
noob
ragzilla 0
well, at least you're not pregnant. yet
allmidnighteyes 11
Or rather, not pregnant anymore... That blood was totally from a miscarriage.
Lovingyour69 3
Lmfao op probly ****** a bunch of people too damn **** that period is probly bleeding from your unplanned pregnancy
Shinygirlnz 1
Are we really meant to feel sorry for someone who got themselves so drunk they didn't notice someone shaving their head? God I miss the days of taking personal responsibility. This should be a wake up call about binge drinking. I'm sick of reading FMLs that are really FM-drinking problems.
iwuvmydime 2
agreed
Mauskau 36
I agree over 9000%.
1greatsk8er 0
drinkings dumb, I hate high school parties like that. HAVE FUN SOBER
reenkaur 7
i totally agree! if op gets drunk so severely she should probably looking for a solution to her drinking problem!
underpaid011 0
hey at least your not knocked up. as for the rest - never get that drunk. and search you tube for the video now. I bet it's there. this will be a FML that keeps giving :)
allmidnighteyes 11
Britney Spears? Is that you?
sydneynault99 7
lmfaoo thaats funny ,
RAHDINAHISAWESOM 0
aha!!
twi4eva789 0
exactly what I was thinking!!!
bamagrl410 31
Dammit midnight, you stole my thunder. Great minds think alike I guess lol.
C6Racer 0
YDI FOR DRINKING!!!
Draminicaus 0
no no no....YDI for binge drinking. lol
DocBastard 40
Did you remember where you left the continuum transfunctioner?
allmidnighteyes 11
In this case, the mystery of OP's night is NOT exceeded by its power.
Mirorbo 27
I will never understand why people perform horrible pranks on people when they pass out from drinking.... Perhaps I'm just too classy for my own good.
RedPillSucks 33
It's a good way to teach people not to drink so much. I bet OP wont EVER do that again.
MuchDance90s 0
no, just mean and tactless
jakeisawake 3
Chyeah, alcohol poisoning can be a bitch.
showjumpr123 0
kinda sounds like Britney spears haha, cept don't think she woke up with her period. more like a baby.