Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
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perdix 31
I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.
hoghunter 1
oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.
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Comments (166)
competlybaked 0
lol u mustve really pissed him off.
ilux3 0
well that sucks
mrcoolman 0
ydi for not catching those eggs and make'n some breakfast lol
Barrientos432 5
When I modded this..I don't think there was anything about a boyfriend.. It just said "someone's car" O.O
Intoxicunt 6
No. Actually, it said she could see her boyfriend, instead of his car.
Barrientos432 5
Ah ok. Thanks. I'm corrected :P
RockstarChickxD 1
Haha! He was egging your house. Now it's your turn, go tipee his house (:
HappyPickles 11
Sounds like your BF is telling you you're now his ex-GF. Pretty childish way to do it though...
kute_girl_lover 0
if eggs were being thrown at your window, wouldn't they have broken and you wouldve seen the mess on the window and therefore not opened it lol?
HarderMyDarling 0
Haha I would so do that to someone. Maybe my next-door neighbor. She sucks.
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
Ouch??
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol sorry Op I guess you really pissed him off