Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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homedoggieo 0
Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D
Good_old_Grim 8
Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.
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Good_old_Grim 8
Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Number 1's right, and people should seriously stop with the whole revenge rage shit. The end of civilization is near.
ohnoyouDINT 0
#15 i lol'd
andlifesuxagain 0
I agree call the cops, but YDI for not having sex in over a year
KumoFF7 3
YDI for keeping egg shells in your car.
darcloki32 0
To #37: Please, please tell me your comment was a joke.
FML_is_My_Life12 0
lol to #37. im assuming its a joke.
bbobe900000 0
hahahhahahahahaahahaha #37 that is really good #15's pretty good too
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, there are cameras everywhere these days. I'm sure there will be no problem catching the idiot, and you'll get new windows, etc in the process.
gomego87 0
omfg kiwi splash is black.
homedoggieo 0
Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D
nickyzinks 0
lol :P
RigChan 0
I agree with #2. Really though, call the cops on that crazy mofo, and then sue her.
ToastedOats 0
I don't get why the angry girlfriends go after the "other woman" (who in this instance wasn't the "other woman" anyway). Why don't they get rid of the boyfriend who is cheating on them? Obviously, there is something wrong with the relationship if the BF needs to screw another woman. That's a pretty low/shitty thing to have happen to you. #4
leisl14 0
a lot of women are so ******* stupid about girls and their boyfriends/ guys they like they ALWAYS blame another woman
Sun_Kissed18 25
I agree! I mean in some cases, the other woman doesn't even know about the first one! OP: That sucks, time for the cops!
melikeulongtime 4
YDI for housing cobwebs in your ******.
no_door 0
TROLL
melikeulongtime 4
This isn't your mother.
Kiki_2_u 0
Sucks big time. Hope you called the cops. And #5 is a moron. :)
NoNeak 0
i'm i the only one thinking that you can solve the problem without cops ? the same happened to a friend, but actually he knew and was told who the girl was...good luck finding the bitch...xD!!
Kiki_2_u 0
I'm sure she could solve it without cops but the who ever f'ed up her car deserve's to be handcuffed and humiliated. Cops do that for free.
THEchubbybunny 0
hah uh I'd be definitely solving this problem with the cops. I'd for sure get my shit fixed for free haha
no_door 0
thats messed up ya i would sue and for people like #5. What the hell? ive seen alot of fmls about the OP not having sex for a whyle and also people complaining the OP is a ***** or something.... WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT. Have sex with someone they dont evin know? Let alone love. then saying stuff like getting your car broken into is your fault because you didnt have sex. wow. so you heard the "Docter" open your legs and all of your problems like someone breaking into your car will just drift away. STFU EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE #5
FML_is_My_Life12 0
haha #23. so true.
Rixxieee 0
YDI for not having sex =P jokes But seriously, call the police on that psycho bitch
sbarre1 0
Oh the bright side, there's probably a lot of evidence to have that psycho locked up. >.>