Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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122vanessa122 5
lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)
emina_fml 0
oh gosh
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emina_fml 0
oh gosh
SierraVanilla 0
that's funny as ****, I wanna mee your nmom!
strandedinalimo 0
This is actually hilarious. I favorite it.
exotica_fml 6
LOL wow your mom definitely overreacted!
boofgall 16
That's hilarious. Holy shit!
122vanessa122 5
lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)
grafixxx687 0
totally awww...u never know she might have had a similar experience with u while u were a child which u r unaware of so that may have brought back those memories...thus her forgetting u had ur cellphone on u and frankly that u're an adult
TranCidWiseTRav 0
this can't possibly be real.
ShimmyPizza 0
That really sucks :']
Apple_pie777 0
ur puc look weirdly cool
Music1obsessed 0
wow wtf im totally calling BS on that. There is no ******* way. Unless ur mum has ahlzhymers or an OCD with knowing where u r every second, make up a better fmylife.
Bitts 0
I hate to say this but it sounds as if this is exaggerated or just plain false. Plus you would think a person at age 22 can spell "aisle"
creativexangst 0
You might want to get her to the doctor. That doesnt sound like a normal healthy response. That's a lot like what happened with my grandmother when she started to go downhill due to Alzheimers. However, I may just be reading too much into it.
Kaylana_fml 31
A little late to repond, but this was my knee-jerk reaction too. That behavior is worrying, I hope the symptoms were checked on back when this happened.
Tick_fml 0
your mom might have Alzheimers. This might be serious lol.
Linkshot 0
I think this is one of the many incidents we need a "Parents" section for. :P
charlottex33 0
HAHAHHAHA