Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
I doubt they knew what it was, they probably thought it was a balloon that's not inflated.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Damn, sex education sure does start early these days
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Comments (47)
Emma1562 35
I doubt they knew what it was, they probably thought it was a balloon that's not inflated.
annoyedperson 25
Now's a good time to tell them about safe sex
desijatt 13
You can't just do that. You need permission forms sent home and the parents informed about it. A school can't just administer something like that without parental approve. Alright highschool I get it but little kids hell ******* no is your mind straight?
catherinecas 30
Can you imagine someone using this as a segue for any subject? "Much like this condom; life is going to be sticky and a little unsettling. Cheer up kids you can do it alone." I for one would have paid way more attention in class if condom analogies were used.
Xamry14 10
Humor isn't your strong point is it? You Must be a joy at parties.
The_ghetto_mango 25
You must be a gate crasher. The analogy was quite true and pretty good.
FalloutScrolls 25
Oh cum on! That's disgusting.
Steephx0 23
just like that pun
kfchicken 31
that's a sticky situation, at least they don't understand what it is
BlackHawkSavior 28
Damn, sex education sure does start early these days
Grenith 21
It's funny because most people don't get any sexual education.
Khaleesi_D 9
True, just this weekend I had to explain to some friends that girls have more than one hole, and you don't put tampons where you pee.
nephilim241 19
Spring has sprung... From the unlikeliest of places :-/
Her0z21 11
How to start sex ed
Nysha 17
Your children's section has working blinds? You're clearly not a UK public library
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
The principal should condomplate doing something about it.
Xamry14 10
Principal?
The_ghetto_mango 25
"Condomplate" is a terrible pun. I wish you would get punished for that.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You should get punished for your name! Lmao
The_ghetto_mango 25
My name? Thanksssss. I'll walk away with my acid-washed pants and cry because someone thought my name was terrible. Thanks, I didn't realize that having a somewhat correctly spelled username was a bad thing.
Tomryan279 10
And today in the library we are going to learn about sex education. On this window we have a condom.