Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
unamyous
Canoga Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Phone-blocked
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
hornyloser
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Boundaries, dude!
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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meatball4122 11
Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill
IAmzephyr 22
plot twist: she was having sex with the phone
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Comments (56)
wickedhyype 17
Lmao, did you join in?
wakemeupplease 21
I really hope yoy mean ex gf!! Dumb that bitch!!
ItsDutch 16
How does one go about "dumbing a bitch"?
False_Stupidity 42
Simple, you beat her senseless with a baseball bat, then claim you mistook her for a burglar. Brain damage results along with instant dumbing down.
Aimeejasmine 15
^^ Ladies beware of this one
sandman676 20
Why didn't you join in?
booze_n_bitches 37
So many down voted comments. I'll join the pile.
xluciferx666 21
You sure she wasn't just talking to Jake from State Farm?
jryan2 16
He is irresistible with that red shirt
CzechIsBack 15
Maybe you guys can reconnect? Or just drop it like a call!
StickyPickles 33
Side job? One would hope that's the case.
CharlieM78 9
If you didn't throw her cheating skanky ass out the ydi
toshaleigh 15
OP dump her and don't waste time on her cause she ain't worth your time anyways
Xandrick 22
I love how because the unfaithful one in this situation is a woman, all "leave her" comments are downvoted. Ah, double standards... OP, sorry to hear that. Time to take serious action.
Aimeejasmine 15
They're down voted because no one here knows the situation well enough to give that kind of advice to OP. Go shove your double standards up your ass the same would happen in a reverse situation.