Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
unamyous
Canoga Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Phone-blocked
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
hornyloser
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Boundaries, dude!
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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meatball4122 11
Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill
IAmzephyr 22
plot twist: she was having sex with the phone
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Comments (56)
vmc1990 2
I feel your pain. my boyfriend watches **** over sex 99% of the time. I feel you op
chefnoel22 11
Oh my gosh, really?
vmc1990 2
truly...
crazycly 7
Then you're just not doing it for him. You guys should talk about this
cappellaaa 23
If you don't like that then say something! I know I would if I were you
wvcheesehead 13
A variation on "the talk" I think we need to hear other people.
FragrantSalmon 12
You mean you woke up to your now ex girlfriend having phone sex
Abhinow 7
may be she was earning a livelihood.
solarsanteria 15
let her go bro
fallenkilljoy 13
Damn..... **** much.
jaymecarterr 21
Dump her ass, OP.
sunny354wi 8
Cingular: Raising the bar? ;)
DizzyDreamer90 15
Whaaaat a bitch!
crazycly 7
If it was your place You should've joined in, ****** the guts out of her while whoever listened. sprayed her face then told her to get the **** out before she had time to clean up! Yeah I'm depraved lol ;p
laden_swallow09 35
… And I think I kinda like it!