Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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zetteymonsterxo 0
maybe he meant he didnt know you were in the kitchen with him?
sallen0046 4
Why would you assume he was making breakfast for you when there was only one plate? Next time, open your mouth and say hello before sitting down to be fed as though he were your servant.
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Comments (111)
kaitlyn3xo 0
he didn't know you were out of bed and at the table, obviously
imright24 0
I'm sure he meant at the table, thinking you were still in bed. FHL for having a girlfriend that looks for things to be bitchy about.
fearfulsymmetry 1
I second #113, he probably meant at the table because he thought you were still sleeping. Good job at overreacting, I sense this would be a great relationship. oh and YDI for expecting him to serve you.
Mikki4321 0
I'm sorry, but when you have your partner over (if you have one) and he/she is cooking dinner, you expect them to cook for you too, right? That's just common sense. It's part of being in a relationship. The same goes for breakfast.
the4starr 3
maybe he meant "here" as in in the kitchen..?
WillyThaKid 0
He was probably pissed because he had to do your job... WOMAN!!... zing
WillyThaKid 0
High Five!!!
rmeyer6 0
honestly, is your life soooooo bad you actually thought this qualified as an fml?
sammyjo06 14
I don't know why everyone seems to think the poster is a bitch just for assuming that if her boyfriend was making breakfast, he was making it for both of them. It doesn't matter what gender you are; if your bf/gf is staying over at your house, you're supposed to provide for them the same food you're eating for meals. It's rude to cook just for yourself.