FunGhoost
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
mommydearest
Denmark
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
check your husband!
Asshat
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Jake
Albany, United States
Overbearing girlfriend
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
u wot?
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
DCarreon
Ceres, United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
badwife
Japan
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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bethrh 49
Get out while you can
LizetteBerenice 22
You are.
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sunnyskys 25
wonder if I'm the only one that got this.
mellajella 14
Lol does she also get jealous when you talk to your mother?
appletreee 30
I would talk to her pronto
Zebediabolical 45
I think I drove a pronto once. It's like the Mexican version of the Ford Bronco, right?
ToxicTyrael 26
Not sure if you are trolling or not understanding 'pronto'... it means 'fast'
False_Stupidity 42
#56, they are making fun of #33's lack of punctuation. It makes it sound like they are referring to pronto as an object. It really should have a comma in there so it reads: "I would talk to her, pronto."
devildog562 33
Stop feeding the nazis and trolls . It's not good for anyone.
waterbuffalo 11
Get her to let u stick it in her ass. Then dump her while doing it!!!
SparksTheSadie 18
A waste of a phone
Alle29 14
Although she shouldn't have done this without talking to you first you should still talk to her. She seems like she's been hurt and can't trust anymore, so talk to her and if she's just crazy, get out of there.
ToxicTyrael 26
When my psycho ex did this I tried to talk to her which endet with her chasing me with a screwdriver and switching to a kitchenknife. Her reason: "If it disturbs you you must be cheating and therefor you have to die." I ran out of there and ASAP to the next police station. She then threatened to kill my girlfriend because I'm cheating on my ex with her. Thank god she died in a car accident! OP just leave her. Don't talk about this!
dark_angel4121 12
Doesn't matter if someone else hurt her before; it's HIS phone and she has no rights to it or to erase anything on it. And I'm woman claiming this! That bitch is straight-up crazy!!
janfleury 19
Sounds like it. Get out now. The lo her you stay the harder it will be to get away.Good luck op.
ForeverJasmine 26
Tell her the most important thing in a relationship is trust. If she doesn't have trust your relationship is not going to work out.
ShadowGenius 12
No.... You just didn't realize you were cheating on her by having other women in your phone. This is totally normal. So is waking up to her holding your penis and a knife.
buckdharma 38
She left Elaine, but took out Jane? Your right op, she sounds insane. As psycho goes, she must be slow. Or perhaps she just removed the hoes.
rosieposie1994 8
'Oh shit!' I swore When I saw The challenge that was set But no one else has replied just yet It leaves me with no choice, you see But to attempt this rhyme (quite crappily) While it may tempt you to give her a second chance Just because you know you can get in her pants I recommend you 'hit it and quit it' Rather than attempt to forgive it For a girl who starts to go this way May escalate without delay! (Please anyone who turns up their nose, At least write your critiques in prose!)
netflixislove 32
Some people