FunGhoost
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
mommydearest
Denmark
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
check your husband!
Asshat
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Jake
Albany, United States
Overbearing girlfriend
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
u wot?
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
DCarreon
Ceres, United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
badwife
Japan
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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bethrh 49
Get out while you can
LizetteBerenice 22
You are.
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SydLovesLacey 18
Run.
emeraldkat 15
Run. Run fast, and don't look back.
brendejafulable 41
Just make her feel confident that you only have eyes for her.
ToxicTyrael 26
Just a wild guess but you are the type of woman OP has to deal with right?
brendejafulable 41
Hell yeah
unipup122 17
There's nothing wrong with girls feeling insecure or jealous, it's a terrible destructive feeling. Deleting all the female contacts in OP's phone is a little crazy. But not all girls who feel that way are like that.
XX_BATMAN_X3 5
*girlfreind walks up* WHO THE HELL IS MOM??
hilljack90 2
Same thing happened to me. She's now my ex. Get out while you can. Switch states if possible.
The_Avatar 22
Run far. You have a stage 4 clinger! Get out!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Are your glasses female too? How can you tell?
False_Stupidity 42
This is what you do. You delete her from your phone contacts but you make eye contact and do it while she is watching. If she still does not get the hint, make it very clear that you are also deleting her out of your life.
LadyNightowl 17
Not a wise plan. Something so overt could put the OP in real danger if she's really nuts.
wazzup206 7
Wouldnt dating a Psycho be waking up tied to a chair with a chainsaw getting closer and closer to your nuts ???
LaurenRoxsU 9
And I bet you also didn't realize she uses FML either... XoX, darling. See you later tonight ;)