FunGhoost
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
mommydearest
Denmark
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
check your husband!
Asshat
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Jake
Albany, United States
Overbearing girlfriend
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
u wot?
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
DCarreon
Ceres, United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
badwife
Japan
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Top comments
bethrh 49
Get out while you can
LizetteBerenice 22
You are.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (188)
drunkenskip 3
run me run. I had the same problem but I got her pregnant so I have to deal with her for pretty much forever. don't make mt mistake.
ToxicTyrael 26
FYL!!!!
parnellski7 3
That's messed up!
ooooohboy 15
Run!
TheFuckGiver1230 22
No, it's just your average everyday obsessive controlling christian grey psycho, nothing to worry about, carry on.
ToxicTyrael 26
why christian grey? this has got nothing to do with this book/film
TheFuckGiver1230 22
Colonel_Whiskers
Azpy 26
Run.
asadskill 5
text them to give you their numbers back!
False_Stupidity 42
Um, go think about what you just said some more...
hailzz_96 18
Why doesn't your phone have a pass lock
jenny_sykes 14
Run..
MD9 19
you are
Matheo_fml 21
I wouldn't dare to fall asleep besides her the next time!! Who knows what you would be missing in the morning?!
ToxicTyrael 26
A testical... or two
Matheo_fml 21
Or a kidney, some hair, all of your toenails...