Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
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txgirl09 5
OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/
cj7geojeep 0
You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P
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Comments (100)
tsim_fml 0
I don't see much of a problem. If it had gotten on your phone or something well then it would suck but just wait for it to dry.
HiddenMonkey 8
I drink water every time I wake up and haven't once spilled a bottle of water. Your just that terrible with drinking water that you missed your mouth ^_^ thank you and come again
lidsthesquid 4
Or they knocked it over in their sleep....
whitetigergirl 0
She means the first 'your'.
dirtbiker267 0
Oh my gosh you've never spilled water so your criticizing someone else.... All I can say is proud of you (sarcasm)
zukinihudini 0
Damn
ninjuh_wingman 29
Frankly i'm amazed by the fact you somehow didnt realize you were drenched in water at some point in the night
chickenwalrus 14
i know, don't you hate getting wet in your sleep!?
pondermuse 5
Get yourself one of those baby drink bottles. And you should probably wear diapers to sleep too...
lidsthesquid 4
You seem very organised, do you use this method?
dirtbiker267 0
Well of course he uses that method he sleeps in his moms room
ajjucool 0
it seems more like you pee'd in your sleep.
saIty 17
OR someone knocked you out while you were drinking water, and planned to drown you. However as he was drowning you God told him no, so now you're alive. But, your's sound more reasonable.
Savra_fml 17
No OP, this is not what a wet dream should be like. You just wet the bed.
Jewdazking23 5
Riddle me this, if he has a water bottle by his bed doesn't that give a hint. and when u piss the bed, you dont get it all over you, its just in that one spot. And the guy said he woke up soaked in WATER
Savra_fml 17
I said wet the bed, not piss the bed. Water is wet. If he was soaked, part of the bed would also be wet, no? But, interpret how you like, makes no difference to me.
Jewdazking23 5
Fair enough
williebran 2
Orrr u pissed da bed