Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend went on a business trip, got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. Now they want to start dating. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No ****.
blackbird31 0
You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.
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Comments (146)
CallMeHush 1
Yoou used to be a straight male, but you have crossed into the Rump Ranger zone.
creepingjennie 14
You like what you like, and there is nothing wrong with that, just as long as you are both consenting adults.
BunnehDino 0
"Straight" Into his ass you mean ;)
solid_maru 0
hahaha nice one
tmc8907 18
that might be the best one I've read ao far!
artiststatement 21
Honestly, a lot of people have gay experiences without thinking that they are gay themselves. However you choose to let this incident affect you is entirely up to you. If it's something you've thought of before, maybe it is time to consider the "other side" as it were. But it could just mean nothing. You were just both drunk and horny. Just because you enjoyed it doesn't automatically mean you're gay. On the other hand, there's no such thing as purely straight or purely gay. There are multiple levels there. Maybe now that you've had this experience, you can loosen up and just enjoy life and all it has to offer. =)
Beanzii 0
I think he did "loosen" up, just a little ;p
fthku 13
Just because you might be bi (or whatever) doesn't mean there isn't such a thing as completely straight or completely gay. Guess what? Yes there is. I'm a completely straight guy, just as I'm sure there are completely gay people who want nothing to do with the opposite sex. (Both men and women) And I'm sorry, it couldn't just "not mean" anything. Women are different when it comes to this, but I just can't think of a completely straight guy having sex with another guy. OP, start doing some serious thinking about your orientation. This doesn't mean you've just "converted" into being gay or anything, but I'd do some thinking. Maybe you are gay, maybe you're bi. Looks like it's time to find out eh? Better talk to your best friend as well.
SpankyMcThrust 6
"Women are different when it comes to this" Oh ffs... Kinsey Scale people, has no one heard of it?
PreludeToADream 0
Remember that drinking doesn't change who you are, it brings out parts of your personality that you usually hide / aren't so prominent.
BunnehDino 0
true :3
gusgus36 5
77 that's exactly that I always say. I hate when people blame things on alcohol and act like it made them into a totally different person.
joxynn 2
Straight... Riiiight... Surprise buttsecks ftw!!!
cdotzzz 2
PAR
abasio 1
Best sex ever? I think you just learned that you're not strictly speaking, straight.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Straight? Apparently not.
lillissa 0
maybe you should reconsider the completely straight and admit you might at least be bi.