Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
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PhoenixChick 26
If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.
peckerbeak22 14
Sounds like your sister needs an ass beatin
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Comments (82)
Mattarino 9
If I had a sister like her I'd want to kms...
Dextredlomax02 11
get out of that house
scarletbones 4
If she choked you there would be bruising to prove it like handprints and would prove that you indeed did not just try to hang yourself as the bruising would be completely different from cloth, rope, or a belt. That being said her going to live with an aunt and uncle is not enough she needs to be reported to the police and face consequences for her actions.
Ze_Torch 12
If you have marks on your neck, take a photo and use it as evidence against her. Choking marks and strangling marks are very different, but most importantly do not be afraid of her.
Skweekr 8
I know this is really off topic, but why are there so many YDI's on FML's like these, where they really didn't deserve it for any reason at all?