Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Ameronot 14
Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.
opiate_ape 10
shit in her pillow case
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Comments (73)
Ameronot 14
Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.
Miss_Chevious 37
Josh Nichols, is that you?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Damn, Megan was bad but I never pictured her wiping her ass with her brother's clothes.
WingedLovely27 20
She cut the brakes on one of their bikes for using her yoyo. I don't think she would have been above using their clothes as toilet paper.
abattior 18
burn her clothes!
juicy_extasy 25
Get well soon OP and just throw that shirt out. No solution for your sister's attitude though =/
BadKitty13 28
Why were you in the bathroom together ??
MidnaLink 35
OP was sitting on a couch, icing their ankle.
BadKitty13 28
it's a legitimate question so why so many negative comments.....
kbecks87 16
It's not a legitimate question if you read the FML.
mariri9206 32
12 and 32, it never stated where OP was or that they were sitting on a couch, tbh. granted, logical guess would be OP and sister are in diff rooms, but it was never actually specified so I can see how 6 sees this as a legitimate question.
countryb_cth 38
Umm if OP was in the same room as her sister she would have; 1) probably been able to get her the toilet paper 2) stopped her sister from wiping her ass with OPs shirt
klg32 17
She prolly had the door closed and had to slightly open it and ask for TP. But he refused and that's when all hell broke loose
opiate_ape 10
shit in her pillow case
KittyKatKyrish 15
Tell your sister she's a little bitch~!
MidnaLink 35
Watch out y'all! We got a real badass here! But, seriously, yeah she's a bitch.
born_hustla 26
That's messed up! But did you explain to your sis why you couldn't get her toilet paper or did you simply refuse? Either way she shouldn't have done that, but you may have given her a reason. Just saying!
Vanderdale 14
It says right in the FML that she couldn't walk because she sprained her ankle and that her sister knew this.
ariana_jk 2
Even if she didn't know, it's not ok for her to use OP's shirt to wipe with
idefka 34
steal money from her to buy a new one.
alwaysstabbing 19
burn all her clothes and break her cellphone