Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
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PhoenixChick 26
If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.
peckerbeak22 14
Sounds like your sister needs an ass beatin
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Comments (82)
haddiej 21
My brother once stabbed me in the chin with a fork because I sat in his chair at the dinner table.
danm_1 28
Bloody hell! How old were you?
haddiej 21
I think about 4
Redgy22 26
The Mountain held the Hound's face to fire just for playing with his toy...So there's a presidence for psycho behavior...
Cinis 13
GoT references. Yaaaas. But yes. That chick sounds crazy and I would definitely press charges.
hpandher 16
But it was his spot...
Colon_Man 17
What happens when she just suspects you of sleeping with her future boyfriend?
whysobeachy 37
An FML from the pearly gates, I guess.
Transwiththeplan 4
I'm a lesbian, actually.
Razell 13
She choked you over chicken nuggets. Given that, how exactly is your lesbianism going to prevent her from suspecting you of poaching her boyfriend?
danm_1 28
wtf
TrebleMajor 13
Tell your parents so they can get the little bitch either on medication or locked away in an institution
danm_1 28
When I was younger, my sister said that she was adopted and that she was actually Beyoncé's sister. She then proceeded to hit my brother and me when we said anything 'bad' about Beyoncé. Your sister is pure evil though! bloody hell, OP. I hope you report her to your parents or someone, before she hurts you or someone else any further
Nickimariek 20
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I'm sorry but I find this funny, lol. I hope your family finds out that she was lying and you didn't try to kill yourself.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You need to seek some very serious help if you think this is funny.
interesting33 37
This is disgusting and abusive. Please tell someone, it is hard going against family but she needs support and so do you. She may well do this again. If you aren't ready to tell anyone yet, do talk to a helpline like Samaritans (they can be really good and are not just for people feeling suicidal but for anyone at all).
ghammy31 2
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I'm betting there's more to this....
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Even if there's more to the story it doesn't give op's sister the right to choke them to the point of unconsciousness
SleepyDanishGuy 7
That is utterly messed up! Hope you're okay, and that people will believe you OP!
Oogly979 8
I can see how this could happened. Me and my bro used to absolutely hate each other. At diner I would always take some and leave enough for him (although probably not the best piece of meat) but if he got there he would pile his plate with everything. Seriously could have murdered him (he felt the same for many other reasons). Love him heaps bow though!!
DoomedGemini 38
Oh yeah totally the same as op's sister risking killing her. Except wait. Yours isn't ******* abuse or actual harming.