Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
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Top comments
Jord_Fox 14
Your fish are cool
harjotxo 12
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(
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Comments (70)
cadillackid704 11
That really sucks. FYL
Miss_Whipped 43
Thank you for your generous contribution to the FML community.
beararm 11
I guess that's why it's on FML
Lorenzo1102 21
I just want to know why she looked in the freezer for her fish
Jflowers9296 14
Maybe OP got thirsty and was going to get ice? Doesn't say she went to look for them there
RecklessLove 18
Probably ran out of places to look.
sunnyskys 25
mmmmm mystery flavored fishsicles
FedoraGuy 15
Did this party happen to involve any alcohol? Just curious.
pooldude 24
that was my first thought after reading the FML.
Mauskau 36
Most parties do, especially when you find a fishtank in the freezer. It happens to me every time.
i_lik_tomaters 21
I thought i was the only one
danceinconverse 25
Wow, you must have some pretty crazy parties if you find a fish tank filled with many different species of fish in your freezer every time.
False_Stupidity 42
The fact that OP woke up in his living room is another give away too. Probably an indicator that he passed out.
RayRey009 5
Who said it's a he?
DaBlacky 31
it could also been other drugs than alcohol. Not that it really matters IMO...
whycantisignup 24
Of course not, OP put his fish tank in the freezer so they could chill out. You know, as you do.
marcranger 29
I didn't know a fish tank big enough to hold several species could fit in a freezer. Thanks for the physics lesson, OP!
TH_Insomniak 15
she never mentioned the size of the freezer.
apineapple 40
Or the tank
Exaspera 55
Maybe it was one of those deep freezers. Poor fish!
fpants2010 18
It could have been one of the huge freezers people have in their basement that open from the top.
tournamentdecide 33
#39, thats a deep freezer
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
#46, they are chest freezers.
e_is_for_eli 12
how is that physics anyway?
live2loveurself 11
It was probably a deep freeze, one that opens horizontally not vertically
RayRey009 5
Who said the OP is a she?
FRAGILE_fml 14
Must have been one hell of a night then
boboates 17
What a fishy situation
pooldude 24
no god no! i knew there would be this god awful pun in the comments! so predictable! n BTW the pun doesn't even fit right in this situation!
Starfire950 5
related to chugaconroy?
Paws_Cat 29
Carlos!
uncle_ssaamm 12
#47 ... magic school bus? heuheuh
priyaaaa124 22
RIP
slingerslasher 24
Really Icy Phish
jmigs17 19
RIT. Rest In Toilet.
danthehuman 29
They just didn't want the fishies to die, I guess.
VeganDarkLight 31
And so they killed them? Seems logic.
a1_z9 10
Maybe they froze them in the hope that when fish-based life prolonging medication is invented they could reanimate them!
danthehuman 29
Yes, exactly my point! Freeze them until such technology and medicine exists.
Jord_Fox 14
Your fish are cool
meliodafool_ 15
just chilling
extrasnipes 22
You are cold hearted....
Tthug 34
I guess they've gone to sleep with the fishes.
jmigs17 19
What if they are arctic species and they all good still? o.O
Kristen320 21
Too soon!
ColonelCusswords 24
Someone appearently needed ice
Weiss_Schnee 14
I feel worse for the fish.