Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
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eunami 15
I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is
AndyPurdy 31
how tf did your phone end up in there?
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Comments (79)
Cads1 24
Left it there while getting a midnight snack?
gte225 11
Maybe she's a sleepeater
eunami 15
I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is
tman3462 17
Agreed. This one definitely needs a follow-up!
Googolman 29
One time I was putting something away in the fridge. A phone was in my other hand and I almost put it in the fridge. Maybe that's how it happened.
socialproduct 19
Something tells me that alcohol was involved
more4me 27
Not necessarily . I've done it, perfectly sober. Only I put down my set of keys instead of my phone. Found them the next day, at breakfast.
AndyPurdy 31
how tf did your phone end up in there?
ZombieVampirez 24
Replaced it for the cake. Haha
cheeeksss 29
Hey better than me. Sometimes while leaving my house, I am panicking about where my phone is, while on the phone with somebody. And yes, the other person on the line will actually hear me say "where the **** is my phone?" and not say anything because it's hilarious.
george_s_4 32
Sometimes when I take stuff out of the fridge I put my phone down for a second. I've never forgotten it but I can see how the OP could have done it
ruckfules85 34
Please explain how this occurred.
Schala360 27
What a champ
betweenwinds 18
Gives a new meaning to "cold calling."
ZombieVampirez 24
"please hold for laughter"
flyingmind_fml 17
was is it at least still functioning ?!
amileah13 26
I was going to ask "how the heck did that happen?" But then I realized I've done similar things and just sometimes can't explain why bizarre things like that happen.
i_lik_tomaters 21
I need to know how this happened
MortenM 17
Open fridge. Leave phone. Close fridge
lil_jimmy 29
It's pretty easy to do, I've done it a few times myself.