Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
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Top comments
Jord_Fox 14
Your fish are cool
harjotxo 12
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(
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Comments (70)
bahamit 18
First off if your capable of moving the entire tank to the freezer it can't be that big, ten gal max, given that water weighs 1lb per l that's roughly 50lbs with accessories. And several species suggests overcrowding, and before I rant you deserve it for getting blackout drunk and helping or allowing... Know your limit, stay within it... Ring a bell...
kittycatdex 8
1 gl is about 4 l which is 1kg each (or ~2 lb) so a 10gl is at least 40kg /80 lb...
Shade1982 21
Even though I partially agree with you, getting drunk is still no excuse for party guests to vandalise people's property.
savemeSheehan 8
NO! Poor fishies
samlovesham1234 9
How did it fit the freezer?
LOLouis_fml 24
I'm calling BS.
SnailMail 12
What made you think to look in there?!
ohSNAPyall 27
How awful that someone would do that to your pets! Never invite those fish dicks again.
idxntgiveafxck 17
My cat likes refrigerators
idxntgiveafxck 17
Fish are friends. Not good.
sandman676 20
Awesome party man
jamesrod885 6
sushi!