Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
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Top comments
Jord_Fox 14
Your fish are cool
harjotxo 12
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(
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Comments (70)
Xobubblyxo 23
What kind of person would do that? Oh yeah, a drunk one. Stay away from alcohol kids!
FireFighter818 16
Alcohol is bad if you drink to get drunk. I almost always drink when I eat dinner cause I consider wine to be a part of the meal. I don't drink to get drunk and neither does my family so we don't consider alcohol to be a bad thing. I can think of things much worse than alcohol.
blazerman_fml 17
I agree, anything in excess can be harmful however :)
KawaiiPinkie 11
Alcohol doesn't make you an asshole. Stupid people do stupid stuff, doesn't matter if alcohol is involved. It's more acceptable to do stupid stuff when you're drunk, therefore more stupid people do stupid stuff while drunk. Yes, it makes you do stupid stuff easier, but it doesn't change you enough to blame the alcohol!
Jennandco 25
'These fish look the hell woouuuunnnddd up, they need to chill the **** out, let's put them in the freezer!' Judging by your 'loll' as username, I'm hoping they somehow managed to survive
slingerslasher 24
^we've found a candidate for the drunk fish-freezer
NateshN 18
I hope they didn't believe in their drunkenness that this was the correct way to make fish sticks! FYL
lulinator 40
I'm glad you're here officer, I want to report a crime. Larry puked in the aquarium!
lulinator 40
Judging by the down thumbs, looks like I really dated myself with this comment. It's from a Jeff Foxworthy/Little Texas song from 1995. Not that I'm old enough to remember that or anything...
worldclassrager 41
Well it might be alright I am not an expert so correct me please if I am off but I friend of mine had that happen and their fish were alright
trtnt25 19
It depends on the species. Tropical fish that need warm water would have defiantly died
worldclassrager 41
Alright maybe OP will tell us what kind of fish they have
MandieL 27
It depends on the water too, if it was freshwater and they were in the freezer long enough for the water to freeze, the fish are dead for sure (most tank water for fresh fish needs to be at least 7C) if it was a salt water tank, the fish usually require a higher temperature to live but at the same time the salt water freezes at a lower temperature than freshwater.
TheBelt 19
See kids this is why you don't drink so much damn alcohol, it really messes with your system.
harjotxo 12
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(
tranced_ 45
wow look at the response to that !
funneh1 21
Poor lil fishies. May they swim in peace.
some_duck 11
the swimming will be complicated when they're freezed though
MrConcise 35
So, which do you think killed them first? The icy cold temperature or lack of oxygen?
RickySleeves 20
When life gives you expensive frozen fish, make Sushi!
igive 29
You don't eat pets! (livestock doesn't count)