Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
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Jord_Fox 14
Your fish are cool
harjotxo 12
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(
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Comments (70)
ElOhVeeEe 8
Must've been an awesome party
saffy66 34
Obviously you cannot life a full fish tank, so they must have drained it first. So did they out the fish back or could they be hidden somewhere else?
muarif 19
I suppose the fishes were just chillin'. xD
trtnt25 19
I would be LIVID if some drunk assholes killed my fish. My brother likes to throw parties (and I do too but they're pretty gentle and rare (and he's 24 and I'm 21)). A few times I've almost punched his friends because they almost fall into the side of my tanks, have stuck their hands into the water trying to catch them, or talked about pouring alcohol into the tank. I have a 125 gallon tank with a couple of large koi that I've had for nearly 3 years and have grown to love, along with some medium and small ones that I've gotten recently, and a carnival goldfish that I've had for a year. I also have a 27 cube community tank with tetras, mollies and a beta. I think of all my fish as my babies and care about them very much. I'm so sorry for your loss OP :( -hugs- and I hope the people who did it fess up or help you to set up a new tank
MrConcise 35
Yeah, being drunk isn't an excuse to kill innocent and fascinating animals.
a1_z9 10
Who says they're innocent? Some pet fish can be carnivorous little blighters!
deathshead 19
#40 is right., to this day my mother will swear that one of my fish killed and ate the other ones, while I never saw evidence of the fish killing another, I did see the fish eat another that had passed away, and I did have a few aggressive fish
tanishpradhan 20
Carnivores are innocent too..
MrConcise 35
It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiife! And it moves us alllllllllllllll!
trtnt25 19
91 Fish will eat another dead fish if it's left in the tank and not taken out quickly enough. And in my community tank I had 5 out of 6 tetras go missing. It was either the beta or the 2 mollies ate them, but the surviving terra was the biggest one. Since then when I get new tetras from the pet store I get the biggest ones in their tank and none of them have gone missing since
Dick_diamond 22
Fresh is so much better than frozen..
Witchylady 18
That is so cruel. How could you door that to your fish. Stop drinking and act like a decent human being. YDI. No sympathies from me.
captaincarlz 17
Um yeah he wasn't the one who did that. Learn to read.
Overlord247 20
How exactly does someone "door" something to fish? Just curious.
anniepotatoes 12
Omg poor fish, lol the weirdest things happen at parties.
pantsman66 20
Must've been a huge ice cube
Reider022 16
Sorry OP I'm only saying this because no one else did, let it go...
jitbro 5
Haha cause their "Frozen"
Reasonable_one 12
It only took you a few minutes of searching to find them in the freezer? What made you think to look there? A vague memory of putting them there yourself, maybe?