Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, the fire alarm went off at my apartment. I rushed out but forgot to grab a coat, so I hopped in my car and fired it up, figuring I'd wait it out. A fireman knocked on my window and loudly asked me to get out, then wrote me a citation for "improper fire alarm protocols." That's a thing? FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault
drunkmunkey 24
forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part
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Comments (121)
Nederlander95 14
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Tell her you'll pay the ticket when she pays for a new fire hydrant to be placed somewhere not in front of your house
trellz17 19
But why?
niallo 23
Why? Because it would be a fun thing to say to an ass.
kangx1 28
Tell her to **** off and take responsibility for her own stupidity.
iRambo 12
Why she want to do that? That cost more money out the ass. Its not a fun thing to do.
sunnyskys 25
don't you love it when you have something witty to say and then you forget it. FML Hey look at the an FML inside an FML
theTravinator 21
Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault
ironmany_fml 23
but what else.. the mystery is killing me
coolman298 15
She, quite literally, can do nothing about what happened. If she didn't want the ticket, she shouldn't have illegally parked.
Devindelon 17
That's her own fault
drunkmunkey 24
forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part
whymeplease44 8
ya that's the best thing to do and that's what I would do if I was in this situation
Simbaby 23
It's her fault . She'll get over it !
ali_kkatt 15
Tell her, it's her fault that she parked in front of a fire hydrant. there could've been other parking spots. good luck, op.
theorangecurls 18
Ha just brush it off you have better problems to worry about:)
Ajf92002 23
Sorry for the troubles OP.
igg125 30
Time to find out what "or else" means.
TheBelt 19
Tell her to **** off and go fight her problem in the court of law.