Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
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Jord_Fox 14
Your fish are cool
harjotxo 12
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(
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Comments (70)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm guessing there was alcohol at this party. Why do people always drink more than they can handle? >.<
trtnt25 19
After 3 shots I'm tipsy, and then once I'm tipsy I start crawling under the table and on the floor and stealing other people's drinks and shots when they're not looking.
sturschaedel 27
#57, then you should probably stop after two shots. Or drink weaker stuff like beer or wine or mixed drinks that involve beer or wine. Getting to a spot where you inevitably lose control and can't stop drinking more until you pass out is never a good thing.
trtnt25 19
70 I don't like beer or wine too much and I haven't drank like that in a while. Anymore when I'm out I get daiquiris or other mixed drinks
Reasonable_one 12
It only took you a few minutes of searching to find them in the freezer? What made you think to look there? A vague memory of putting them there yourself, maybe?
worldclassrager 41
De-Ja-vu?
JKROB 16
depending on the fish, you can put them back in the tank and they may come back to life
casey_ct 10
for some reason i feel like it was probably the friend thats gone after like 3 mikes hard lemonades that did it XD
Harold6858 9
Fish are friends, not food.
danceinconverse 25
I mean, I feel bad for you but at the same time I kind of have to say YDI for letting people drink in your home and not hiding valuables.
SydLovesLacey 18
Poor fishes. ):
tiggerdoc 14
Just put them in the microwave to warm them back up.....
DoomSkuller 28
Never said the guests did it. OP could've done it in his/her drunken stupor and not remember it, who knows
bnbhimp 10
Just keep chilling just keep chilling chilling chilling