Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Top comments
Damarys 0
your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future
myhairynutsack 0
Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.
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Comments (224)
aperfectcircle 0
I'd say don't do anything nice for him anymore.
lifesfailure 4
jackass. dump the bitch
Lehk 9
Your BF is a perfect model of a future abuser, break up with him and get the hell out of there.
dvd175 5
So ur life is ****** up because u did the dishes?
Books4Me 0
Guys...let's not be children! The OP did a nice thing. Set the dishes in hot water...by the end of the day there shouldn't be an issue. I wash dishes by hand all the time both at home and school and at my bf's house. It astounds me that ther are people who can even justify the bf's side. Anyone who does is nothing but selfish as well. Dishes get made, it happens. Why doesn't the bf just yell at her everytime she makes a sandwich or make a bowl of soup too?
insolvent 4
Dump the bastard.... Do you seriously want to live a long life with a guy like that??
marc_with_a_c 3
First, he sucks. Second, why don't you two do it together? it's faster and less annoying than doing the dishes alone.. seriously.. only reason I do mine alone is 'cause I live alone (duh)
Thecommish 0
who picked this bf? oh wait, u did. suck it up.
Emilyinroom483 7
He "made" you? Do you have no spine? Refuse.
Soulathyia 0
HOW ABOUT U BUY A DISHWASHER! they're really not that expensive! Unless ur cheap or on welfare.
Laurasian 0
Um, actually, yeah, they do cost a bit of money. I hate to ruin your strange perception of the world, though...
zolziski 11
Um, actually, no, they don't cost that much. Not anymore. Plus, dishwashers save you on water and electricity. Good for the che in the house, your hands, pocket and the planet. I hate to ruin your strange perception of the world, though... The only problem with a dishwasher is that if there's only one or two of you it takes a while to fill the dishwasher up so you can run a cycle. I have a dishwasher I hardly ever use just because I can't wait that long to be able to get the dishes clean.