Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Damarys 0
your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future
myhairynutsack 0
Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.
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Comments (224)
perstephane 4
To everyone saying he's abusive/an asshole: Yes, I agree, doing the dishes isn't a huge deal and both should grow up. But we don't know that he actually *yelled* at her. He might have said "Ugh, I appreciate the thought, but did you have to do it on my dish day? You wash the dishes," and she sees that as yelling. We only have one side of what happened and no transcript of the conversation. So stop jumping to conclusions. That being said, if his reaction was to actually yell about this, he's a 2 year old and/or an asshole.
dahockeymasta12 0
Paper plates FTW
Harajuku_tits 0
wat a ******
scott_m319 0
With so many women on here that would dump a guy over a little argument like this, I'm surprised that everybody in America isn't single already! So I want to know: is it acceptable to buy your bf a gift and then ask him to reimburse you? Because that's not all that different from fixing a meal for your partner (as a favor) and then expecting them to do the dishes. I agree with HookEmTexas. A half-assed favor isn't a favor. Granted, the boyfriend behaved irrationally, but that kind act can't have made the surprise of extra dishes any less annoying. Sorry that happened, though. It's a tough call.
zolziski 11
Yeah. It's like throwing someone a surprise party and leaving them to foot the bill or clean up afterwards. "Oh, but it's the thought that counts." No. It would count if the thoughtfulness went right from beginning to end.
Whovian42_fml 14
You guys are idiots. They obviously have a rotating schedule for dishes, ok so no making any nice meals for my partner on their dish days because "it's a half assed favour" hmmm? It's immature beyond belief. Appreciate the things that get done for you, and grow the **** up. It's not "expecting him to clean up", it's making something nice for him and it happened to be his dish day. Not only would I have refused to do said dishes, I'd have made a ton more after such childish behavior, and stuff doing any more nice things. And this is coming from someone who hates doing dishes, but if my partner did this for me and it was my turn I'd appreciate the gesture, say thank you, and do the damn dishes.
blastvortex 4
YDI for letting your boyfriend treat you like a doormat. Now stop committing random acts of "kindness" and dump him.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
This. Completely.
Tripout 0
Drop the complainer and pick put a supporter. Ur bf need to shut up and appreciate u even THINKING of doing anything for him. U don't have to wash the dishes for him. Tell him to grow a pare and wash them himself it's just water and a little labor he's not going to die.
DameGreyWulf 1
So did he expect to eat breakfast out of cupped hands that morning, or what? God damn, whine-ass.
JohnnyOnTheSpot 0
x dump his ass. x
ur_lifeblows 0
speaking as someone who cleans a lot of dishes everyday from my kids, boyfriend and myself ( i really hate doing dishes as well ) i would gladly do some extra dishes for my boyfriend to cook me breakfast sometime. it wouldn't take a whole lot of extra time. he's an ass and obviously doesn't appreciate sweet gestures.