Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Damarys 0
your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future
myhairynutsack 0
Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.
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Linsey0314 0
lmao this happened to me the other day!
Erindub 0
That must've hurt sitting there listening to him yell at you for makibg him breakfast. Wow! Sorry
plutosaplanet 0
wow....i must be doing it all wrong....i cook all the meals and i keep the kitchen clean all on my own. my boyfriend used enough dishes to fill the sink and left some on the counter, wrappers in the sink and on the counter while making stuffing. he kept saying i will clean it later. more than a full day later i cleaned the whole thing. thats how it goes in our house. i cook i clean...i also threw in a load of laundry that was half his.....if he made me french toast id fall over, enjoy the meal....then prolly do the dishes haha
T1A2Z3 35
Yeah. You're definitley doing things wrong. Unless he does all the "manly" jobs like fixing cars and putting up shelves, or he's the only one working, you're being taken for a ride.
davycdu49_fml 0
what do you call "french toasts"? (i'm french, so I would really like to know) if it is what i think, it is only toasted bread with marmelade or butter, everything you need to do that is a knife and maybe a plate
cieramc 0
In America french toast is typically bread soaked in an egg batter that is mixed with cinnamon and vanilla sometimes milk and then grilled...topped with butter and maple syrup...yum
HookEmTexas07 0
eh, it's mostly similar to what you would probably call pain perdu. Just bread in an egg, cinnamon, vanilla batter/mix and then pan fried in butter.
davycdu49_fml 0
wow, indeed you need some dishes to do that^^ looks delicious anyway
anjyu22 0
Not really, maybe a bowl or two, a fork or whisk, and a pan extra (and the pan is only extra if you usually make cereal and not eggs or whatever). Oh yeah, and a spatula. Oh god that's like 2 hours of extra scrubbing, that spatula.
surferbabe 0
This.
pegasus77 0
My family and I don't have dish days, its usually who has to cook that day doesn't have to do them. Its mostly between my stepbro and I, and often he doesn't do them and my dad hands me 10 bucks so my stepmom doesn't have to come home and do the dishes from a 12 hour day, and I clean the kitchen along with that.
little_otter 0
who the f*ck MAKES someone do the dishes? Unless you're 6 and going to get grounded, grow up and tell him to stop being a dickbag,
breeziebree 0
Dump him and find someone who will appreciate a nice gesture reguardless of the dishes. Problem solved.
vexis58 1
Two preferable scenarios: 1. Your boyfriend was grateful to you for bringing him delicious breakfast in bed, and was happy to do the dishes in return. 2. You were trying to do something nice for your boyfriend, and volunteered to do the dishes for this meal even though it's technically his day to do them.
saaarrj 0
Jesus Christ, your boyfriend blew it way out of proportion. Unless you guys eat a lot of takeout, then obviously there will be dishes to clean everyday. So what if there were a few extra dishes to clean? I'm sure OP has just as many dishes to clean on HER "dish day."