Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Top comments
Damarys 0
your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future
myhairynutsack 0
Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.
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Comments (224)
bored690 0
This is the stupidest FML. Just don't do it HAHAHAHAHA. And never make him french toast again.
purple91 8
Grow a backbone? Stop being a submissive little bitch?
quarty165 0
FYL for a stupid bf, but if you don't dump him for it, YDI
HP_22_fml 0
wait... and you did the dishes? come on... I've been there and it sucks. find a guy that will do the dishes even when its "your day". Good luck!
sgaske 3
what the **** is wrong with you brainless turds? anyone who takes the bf side in this ought to jump off an overpass. jumpin ****** jesus no wonder our society is going to shit.
stuckonarock 0
holy crap how old are u guys on here? feels like kids... fml
Fabby_fml 2
From now on, whenever it is your dish day refuse to do any dishes made by your boyfriend. Since apparently that's how it works.
Sdras 0
Little tip for OP: Try doing the dishes together? If that's not working for you, you should really dump this guy. FYL
illy88 0
FYL for washing dishes..god forbid u had to clean up the counters too..how the **** is this an fml? really ppl really?
belle053 0
dumb him what an idiot