Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Top comments
Damarys 0
your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future
myhairynutsack 0
Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.
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Soloblackdude 0
On the other hand, u could have just told him that you'll do those plates and he'll do the ones from yesterday or so.
IllegalLight 0
Your boyfriend sounds really childish... it was only washing dishes. When you're married there are much more important issues than who will wash the 5 extra plates. Better tell him to grow up soon. FYL.
PBGoblin 0
Well, I have to agree with Sdras. I think all the guys that posted here (and yes, I'm a guy too) are just idiots. She does something nice, be happy she did it! And if you realy don't wanna do the dishes alone, just ask it!! Lately it seems there is a serious problem with just asking something!!! If my gf does something like that for me, I even SUGGEST that I do the dishes. Even if its not my turn to do them. But that's probably just me... And girl, if that guy MAKES you do the dishes, then he's a total ass, dump him!
piqqu 0
break some dishes against his head, that way there's less dishes for him to wash
Smegmaost 0
Girls love guys who are like that... Because then they are "bad" and challenging...true story
litzner_2013 0
wow, i do dishes every day. SUCK IT UP PRINCESSS damn.
klue1 0
What a douche bag!
Shazbot 0
You know. Very enlightening experience for you. Aren't you a female? Isn't your job to do the dishes anyway? Yes? So kitchen, nao, kthx.
Contess 0
Everyone needs to just stop with women are supposed to be in the kitchen, if that is so then all the men need to be in the Army or the National Guard or the Navy. It works both way boys. Back to the problem at hand. First congrats on doing something nice for your boyfriend, most nice things like that are done at spur of the moment. But your boyfriend needs to stop being a whiny bitch and thank you. He shouldnt mind doing a few extra dishes after you made him a warm breakfast. If it was that big of a deal then you can compromise and do the dishes together.
sweatteaforme001 0
So what, there should only be cooking done on days when OP has to do the dishes? Your BF is a baby, and I wouldn't so much as get him a Coke from the fridge for awhile