Today, it's our eighth anniversary. My husband has struggled for a while with erectile dysfunction, and tonight he decided it wasn't worth trying. So now, he's sitting at home, soft, while I'm eating Taco Bell in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML
Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
Today, my wife took me to Taco Bell for the first time. I said, "Isn't this where all those FMLs happen to people?" She said, "You'll be fine." I am writing this from the toilet. I am not fine. FML
Today, it was our wedding anniversary. My husband takes me and our young son to a family-style chain restaurant. Hoping for a little romance, I ask him what he's excited about in our future, and he says how we shouldn't eat out like this anymore so we can afford to pay our income taxes. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
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TxKitten 8
1. So, because he can't have sex, you're spending your anniversary alone? 2. Does he have an aversion to getting medical help? 3. So JUST because he can't have sex, you'd rather eat Taco Bell in the car, than have a nice date with him or do something together? I really hope there's more to the story because without more info, you sound really shallow and unloving.
Bogrbon 27
Important question: Are you eating hard-shell tacos or soft?
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TxKitten 8
1. So, because he can't have sex, you're spending your anniversary alone? 2. Does he have an aversion to getting medical help? 3. So JUST because he can't have sex, you'd rather eat Taco Bell in the car, than have a nice date with him or do something together? I really hope there's more to the story because without more info, you sound really shallow and unloving.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Makes ya wonder if the issue is with the current partner just not turning him on...
Hangryko 32
Agreed, TxKitten, we need more information.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Spend time together as a couple doing things other than that... :(
genuinegoodguy 9
Get your husband the medical help. Don’t let his embarrassment stand in the way.
bloopaloop 27
What about giving him a bj?
Bogrbon 27
Important question: Are you eating hard-shell tacos or soft?
chrissutter35 5
It’s a soft shell from the sadness
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you can someone to put some hot sauce in your poor little chalupa. Taco Bell makes very bland food.
Brian Brown_512904633 10
One word. Viagra.
jzcski 3
It’s probably you...you sound gross
tomato_tom 3
Do y’all know there are other ways to f*ck that don’t require a penis? Everyone is blaming you but if he’s too sad about his useless dick to even try, that’s on him. Just because he can’t have an ****** then you don’t get to either? Bullshit!
tomato_tom 3
Everyone is blaming you but if he doesn’t want to try cause he’s sad about his flaccid dick then that’s on him. Do y’all know there are other ways to have sex that don’t require a penis?