I can't unsee it
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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timmy455 0
that's hot
IsabellaC 0
what a hoe!
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Comments (195)
timmy455 0
that's hot
karlita22 0
ohhh my god!!! your lífe totally sucks!!!
hockeyplayer82 0
pics or it didn't happen. I KNOW THERE IS SOME SOMEWHERE
w2z1 0
Merry Christmas.
pinkpillowz 0
I saw mama sexting santa clause!!!
xxroseyxx 0
haha your hot ... maybe... I dunno. haha but talk about AWKWARD?!
SmallTownCutie 0
sexxxy(;
fatty_in_cali 0
I want copies of the pics
EmmyGrangerDC 0
I'd understand her room, but the KITCHEN? That's probably the most used room in the house!
tashawoods 0
well your mums a *****. what mother does that? yeah whatever loads probs do, but in the kitchen when her kids are home? right.. mm does she have a bedroom or is she some sick twisted mum? :)
JZhang91 0
i sense /s/ 4chan fail
jaybird9 0
hahaaa ewwwww !
Jizwold 0
I guess I shouldn't complain but wats with all the girls on fml lately?
rushiee 0
whats with the dissapearence of guys? (: haha
BallinJ 0
post **** or gtfo
suprmidgt 0
or maybe no on was home when he started and op came home early. either way that's awesome!
pooponyuou 0
wht? it's not even Christmas yet!
berrenduh 0
she should at least have the decency to do it in the bedroom
Renesaga 8
She was taking those pictures for me. They're in the kitchen because immediately afterwards she was ordered to make me a sandwich.
shortstuff9519 0
milf
ComMed1 0
tell her she got my email wrong and she needs to resend the photos.
max1337 0
Fake and Gay. Pics or it didnt happen.
saywhaaat_01 0
lol
thegoodlife101 0
win.
aekkoukla 0
lol:)
katecookieface 0
WIN.
bobmandude 0
**** in His Pants.
bryttkneee 0
well it was time for a new pic to put on the Christmas postcards.
daflyinhawaiian 0
lol. naughty list
tweetbaby14 18
you take nude pics with nothing on except for certain things OP!? you gotta be shittin me!
BLEUSKEETER 0
JUSTiN BEiBER?
xLonelyStonerx 0
Win ^^
stunner_steph 0
ur moms clearly awesome
IsabellaC 0
what a hoe!
BakNBitz 0
She's a nice lady!!!!
airforce987 20
How dare you, she's a nice lady! - Allen from the Hangover
husky88 1
he's jacking his little wienus
hugopz 0
lol
MadamGeek 0
LOL
draegbomb 5
Hoe Hoe Hoe!! Merry Christmas!!
Chrisskiies 0
Lol^^ Milf!!!!!
xxkerry 0
^^ haha that sucks though
starile 20
That ROCKS, actually!
xxkerry 0
^^ haha that sucks though
Maladjusted1 0
Did you join..?
Rob207 3
post them up
Chaith 16
It's SEPTEMBER
Juneyah1017 9
it's September wdf! lmao. if you guys live in a windy city like Chicago or somthing then I'll understand. Bow-chicka-wow-wow! :)
moltencandy 0
brown chicken brown cow...
FMLephant 2
somebody's hungry
starile 20
Um, Chicago or not, it STILL wouldn't make any sense. Does Christmas occur in September in windy cities? Here I thought it was always in December.
nbjohnson 0
lol 59 don't worry, I was under that same impression...
caliangel 0
Lmao @ 45!!
thatonedame 6
disturbing. and entirely out of season.