Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
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(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
Rawrshi 25
Why so serious?
sstahpp 33
Oh, Hello Georgie!
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sstahpp 33
Oh, Hello Georgie!
JMichael 26
That would be Pennywise.
mariri9206 32
#35, still a clown.
kewpiesuicide 29
Hobfcvb
NakedandAfraid 14
#35 actually an ancient energy being, but whatever :)
HonestPie 10
We all float down here, Georgie!
Sora_McKain 36
So full of nope! No clowns, no drains, no blood only children can see, no floating, no IT, just no.
Rawrshi 25
Why so serious?
ohSNAPyall 27
What a Joker!
FSGInsainity 15
Guys, stop clowning around.
dcam13 19
she sounds awesome!
TH_Insomniak 15
that moment when I hear about my soul mate over an app.... I ******* LOVE THE JOKER OMFG WHY Sorry, had to get that out.
dyoy_87 21
She really should stop clowning around.
Steffi3 40
Just stay over at your place next time :)
GreyJedi 10
Time to face your fears. Also, a batman mask helps.
Fuaaad1994 31
Did she offer to show you a magic trick?
acmariner99 25
Want to know how I got these scars?
Candijpg 17
Jokes on you
hkhan24 23
Maybe it's time to bring out the dark knight!