Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
Today, I found an old disposable camera while cleaning out my parents' attic and got the film developed. Most photos were blurry family photos from 2007, but the last few showed my dad outside a restaurant holding hands with someone who wasn't my mom. I'm now debating if I want to know anything else. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I’m guessing the photo’s file format was JIF?
Charlie Given 28
Was there a pic of Mom drunk and covered in jelly🤣🤣 nothing better than a PB&J😂
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Comments (19)
joeyl1990 28
I understand the drunk, naked, smiling part but why the peanut butter?
Dave_Davington 34
It's basic decency to use peanut butter in such a situation. Really now, what are you, some kind of animal?
Glowworm56 27
Dad was determined to find out just how much the dog really liked peanut butter.
RichardPencil 32
I’m guessing the photo’s file format was JIF?
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Plot twist, His father wanted him to see his wild side.
Charlie Given 28
Was there a pic of Mom drunk and covered in jelly🤣🤣 nothing better than a PB&J😂
blightsight 10
Except maybe a BJ
interesting33 37
I was so gonna comment that! great minds. great comment
jkjorn 18
That would be a P&BJ!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well played Dad, well played.
Danielle Zion Gadsden 15
I guess I'm the only one that would have asked my dad about the story. Cause there is an epic story behind that pic.
FishyFishy 12
He wasn't naked.... he has on peanut butter.
Lalala579121 28
Was he with your wife?
PhoenixChick 26
Creamy or chunky, that peanut butter had nuts in it