Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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WTFKuro 0
Yeah, I'd hate to see pictures of my mother with goggles on too.
perdix 31
She probably got your camera wet -- one way or another.
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Comments (51)
kels_409 0
haha yeah thats definately blackmail material. Idk i'd have to give some credit atleast she isnt uptight.
fruitytuty123 0
oh damn that sux
vieyraera 0
kill yourself
tiaisabella 0
Facebook it and tag her... and you could blow one up and give it to your dad for Christmas...just a suggestion.
myWiLLyhurts 0
if this was a Facebook comment I wood like it
luvzit 0
lol your mums wicked!!
wtfsnickers 1
carma
dazzlingstar1987 0
hahaha! that's ******* great
Professor59 2
Definitely upload them somewhere and send her the link. And copy her friends. And Dad's lawyer.
Denny1 15
I like your mom