Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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Top comments
WTFKuro 0
Yeah, I'd hate to see pictures of my mother with goggles on too.
perdix 31
She probably got your camera wet -- one way or another.
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Comments (51)
smokeymcpottt 3
Your regrets: flicking through your camera. Her regrets: Not swallowing you.
Air_Force001 0
hot tub time machine!!
myWiLLyhurts 0
boo ya
jamiedani 0
wow this made me laugh really hard.
imhowie 2
Upload them or it didn't happen!
tthhoomm 0
x2
RedPillSucks 33
Was it beer goggles? Put her pictures on facebook.
BabesYourAStar 0
guess who was your mums photographer ;) that's right! me.
Namenlos_fml 20
make a million copies and blackmail her!!
sk3l370n 0
facebook?
MyTwoCents_ 0
are u a boy or girl?
YourWetDream 0
Hmmm sounds like perfect blackmail pictures ;]