Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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HooHooHa 6
After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!
zingline89 18
Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.
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Comments (146)
doodlecloud 27
I will defend adults liking Pokemon till the very end but this...this is just wrong. Brock? Really?
laden_swallow09 35
33- I agree that drawn breasts are usually so ridiculously proportioned, it just kills how well i can get into the show. However, don't tell me you've never gotten wet over giant, heaving bosoms. 45- No, you're right. Sleep more.
skyeyez9 25
But was he a real person in your dream, or in "cartoon mode?"
Posthuman 26
The Pewter City Gym leader is known to be rock hard all the time...I don't blame you ;)
imperialtl 12
Someone has been watching a little too much anime....
Ilikeburritos 4
Were you dressed as Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny, by any chance?
ViviMage 40
Is your name Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy?
knick64 7
Her name is Jenny Joy obviously...
Grauncho 27
Cartoon dick.
Lac2501 2
I would not have told that to anyone.
skyeyez9 25
The weird part was Jessica was married to a Rabbit.